horror asparagus stories (green)

• FIRST EVER LP ISSUE, ON ASPARAGUS GREEN VINYL CUT & PRESSED AT THIRD MAN PRESSING!
• BOTH SIDES FROM THE ULTRA RARE SINGLE, PLUS AN ADDITIONAL 13 ORIGINALLY UNISSUED TRACKS!
• INCLUDES AN INSERT FEATURING PHOTOS AND LINERS TELLING THE FULL STORY OF THE STUPID!

SARCASTIC SLACKER GARAGE ROCK WITH SELF-CONSCIOUSLY WINSOME LYRICS

The Driving Stupid’s previously unreleased album plays like a garage group providing the soundtrack for a Z-grade horror-science fiction film. Available on LP for the first time, pressed on asparagus green vinyl!

In the summer of 1966, The Driving Stupid drove. Traveling from New Jersey-by way of Albuquerque-to Hollywood. The band, with little-to-no experience, decided they were going to find fame and fortune by taking the musical world by storm!

Improbably, they were able to record a handful of demos, hook up with a major label and record an entire album of outlandish music. In addition to the highly regarded single "Horror Asparagus Stories” b/w "The Reality Of (Air) Fried Borsk,” The Stupid penned songs about alien invaders, vengeful water, and tortured mailmen. Driving determination and an admitted touch of naivety led to the band's record deal. Poor singles sales and little promotion led to the album remaining unreleased for more than 35 years.

You can't kill Stupid!

Track Listing

• A1 My Mother Was A Big Fat Pig
• A2 Hide The Lobsters
• A3 Fast City!
• A4 The Reality Of (Air) Fried Borsk
• A5 We've Come To Take The Earth Away
• A6 Green Things Have Entered My Skin, Gladys
• A7 I'm Gonna Bash Your Brains In
• A8 Water My Doing Here?
• B1 Girl's Got A Turtle
• B2 How Do You Tell A Stranger?
• B3 Happytime Springface And Flowers
• B4 Greensleeves (The Twa Corbies)
• B5 I'm Gonna Bash Your Brains In (Version 2)
• B6 The Reality Of (Air) Fried Borsk (Version 2)
• B7 Horror Asparagus Stories